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Hey guys, Juggalo Greaser here. A lot has changed since I last posted here. To all you wickid cats who are still following this blog good for you, you're a real fan. I am happy to say that The Provers will soon be reinvented on my youtube channel! I am going to film me talking about and hunting for cryptids this summer. Hope y'all follow me there. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCunsCCJDovI-zyJkQWGGjpQ Whoop whoop!

MMFWCL,
Juggalo Greaser

Darwin IV Emperor Sea Strider

Darwin IV

I know that this is a cryptid blog, But no creatures are as strange and bazaar as the ones featured in Wayne Douglass Barlow's novel Expedition. The idea of Darwin IV started with one creature and using Darwin's theories of evolution a entire world was created. The idea of Darwin IV has been seen in the cryptid world as a example of how possible alien life is. Recently a heavy metal band called Darwin IV was inspired by the idea of Darwin IV and wrote a song called "The Expedition"Click this link to hear the song. Expedition remains one of my favorite books. It will continue to be an important work in cryptozoology forever.

Crybaby Bridge

Melonheads

This is the most terrifying and tragic cryptid story of all time. The story differs from place to place but the most well known story is the story of doctor "Crowe". The story goes that That the doctor began to take in orphan children. After a while he began to perform torturous experiments on them. One of these experiments, where he ejected there heads with chemicals causing extreme swelling in their craniums and making them mentally insane. Hence the name melonheads. After years of abuse the melonheads where able to kill doctor Crowe and hang his corpse on some chains they found in his basement. They then partially burned the house and escaped into the surroundings of  Kirkland Ohio. They thrive near Crybaby bridge, named after the melonheads wail. This sounds like a story to scare children but if you go to Kirkland you can find Crybaby bridge and whats left of doctor Crowes house, and the chains the melonheads hung him on. Also the grave of doctor Crowe can be seen in a graveyard their. strange mutilations have been found in the woods in Kirkland.

http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Melon_Heads

http://www.weirdus.com/states/ohio/fabled_people_and_places/melonheads/

Pyura Chilensis Video

Pyura Chilensis

I know that the pyura chilensis is not a cryptid, but I think it still deserves a post on any cryptid blog. The pyura chilensis is a living rock, or so seems. The outside of the creature looks like a rock, but as soon as you cut into it you see it has flesh and organs. Its blood is clear and contains the rare substance vanadium. They are usually found in colonies, yet they are completely immobile. they would make terribly boring pets as they may be alive, but they still are just rocks. They are heavily fished for there meat along the shores of Peru and Chile. The video above shows people cut one open and take out some of its flesh. I want to first make a point that the pyura chilensis cannot feel pain. I would also like to say that I have a marine conservation blog, so I do not like it at all that they killed the poor thing, But I also think that it is not much different then picking a plant. Post your take on this creature in the comments.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyura_chilensis