Vampire

When I was a little kid I was scared of vampires. I read Dracula in elementary school and it scared me bad. But I got over that fear before 5th grade. then a few years later I entered the realm of cryptozoology, and I developed the fear once more. Archaeologists in Venice found strange remains of a woman with a brick wedged in her mouth. This was a ritual used to kill vampires in ancient Venice. There have been other smiler remains have been found in Poland. I was at giant eagle and passed a cart full of melons. One of these melons had two tooth marks on it. It looked just like something with fangs bit it. I got a picture and moved along. In the spaghetti section I found a huge purple garlic. It was sitting on a rack as far from the garlic section as you could get. I know its just coincidence but it seems that in the world of cryptozoology there is no coincidence. What do you think? Real or fake? Post your thoughts in the comments.